The Lost Goat

Ever seen a lost goat? When a goat thinks it is lost, it runs around in a panic, screaming madly for the herd. I've seen goats step around the barn, lose line of sight on the other goats, and run around like this for fifteen minutes before figuring out the herd is only a few feet away. The herd ignores the panicked goat entirely, unless the lost goat is young enough for its mama to care. As a lost goat, where better to find other goats than on the seemingly endless plain of the blogosphere?

Monday, July 27, 2009

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A friend of mine just sent me what purports to be the Gates Arrest Report. The person I feel sorry for is the woman who called in the complaint - nothing like having your name splashed all over for the crime of trying to be a good neighbor.